“Our system actually lets inmates sue if they don’t like the guards or the food or the work or the reception on the giant screen TV. Why are they able to sue? They broke the law, so they shouldn’t get to use it anymore.”

– Dennis Miller

ManagementSpeak: We are consolidating all our offices into our new building in another state to better serve our customers.
Translation: We have too much space in our new building and can’t afford the extra rent, so we’re moving our employees away from our customers.

Thanks to this week’s contributor for serving KJR’s customers.