“There is a theory that says the reason we have not been contacted by extra-terrestrials is that when a civilization reaches our stage of development it becomes unstable and destroys itself.” — Stephen Hawking

ManagementSpeak: I have an opportunity for you.

Translation: I haven’t the faintest idea how to do this so I’m delegating it to you.

This week’s anonymous contributor had a very good idea of how to translate management euphemisms.