ManagementSpeak: You’ve blown it out of proportion.
Translation: You right, and I’m sorry you noticed.
This week’s anonymous source noticed, and had the good sense to share the experience.

ManagementSpeak: As part of the ongoing drive to improve our customer response, we have decided to streamline the process for users requesting services from IS.
Translation: You are redundant.
This week’s entry, part of our ongoing drive to improve our management vocabulary, comes from an IS Survivalist who prefers anonymity to becoming redundant himself.