ManagementSpeak: Milestone celebrations are passe.
Translation: Morale-schmorale. If you want a pizza, buy it yourself.
This week’s contributor decided to remain anonymous, and to buy herself a pizza.

ManagementSpeak: We view CICS as an asset.
Translation: We wish the darn thing would disappear!
Long-time IS Survivalist Ze’ev Atlas quotes and translates an unknown IBM employee overheard years ago.