ManagementSpeak: We need people to be more accountable for their work!
Translation: We need subordinates to take the blame for our failures.
This week’s contributor, concerned about being held accountable by the source of this week’s entry, remains anonymous.

ManagementSpeak: That would have to be a team decision.
Translation: I’ve already told you how I want it done. Why are you still standing there?
Our contributor’s desire to remain anonymous was, however, an individual decision.