ManagementSpeak: Thank you for your insightful suggestion.
Translation: There goes your next performance appraisal.
We thank this week’s anonymous source for an insightful translation.

ManagementSpeak: We are reworking our employee survey instrument to give more useful results.
Translation: We’re going to keep rewriting the questions until we get the answers we want.
IS Survivalist John Pfeifer got his translation right on the first try.