ManagementSpeak: We would like this solution to be as flexible as possible.
Translation: Discovering our requirements will be like nailing Jell-o to a wall.
IS Survivalist Joseph Baxter understands the need for flexibility when interpreting conversation.

ManagementSpeak: You need to perform due diligence.
Translation: I don’t understand it, and don’t want to do it.
IS Survivalist Bob Hays diligently watched for the hidden meaning. How about you?