ManagementSpeak: Why do you have to make things so complicated?
Translation: You went beyond the two-syllable limit!
Alternate Translation: I’m too busy to give this more than a 3 second glance. It must be your fault.
IS Survivalist Bryan Mullinax uncomplicates the specifications for an executive summary.

ManagementSpeak: Don’t thank us. It’s the least we could do.
Translation: We tried to do less, but couldn’t get away with it.
Thanks to this week’s contributor, who, by remaining anonymous, did get away with it.