ManagementSpeak: I propose a series of “discussion meetings” to resolve this issue you have raised.
Translation: By avoiding an agenda the actual issue at hand will likely be lost in vagaries and territorial squabbles during the meeting. My secret political agenda will continue unabated.
IS Survivalist Patrick Amato’s agenda is to explain meeting dynamics.

ManagementSpeak: Our customers are part of the team.
Translation: They’re the test department.
This week’s anonymous contributor is part of the ManagementSpeak Translation Team.