ManagementSpeak: We’re market driven.
Translation: We don’t have any original ideas.
IS Survivalist John MacKenzie sent in this original example of the jargon.

ManagementSpeak: Don’t waste time worrying about layoffs.  Just get back to work.
Translation: The sooner you get your work done, the sooner we can lay you off.
IS Survivalist Brian Crook explains the results of getting back to work.