ManagementSpeak: Don’t thank us. It’s the least we could do.
Translation: We tried to do less, but couldn’t get away with it.
Thanks to this week’s contributor, who, by remaining anonymous, did get away with it.

If you don’t have a new idea, coin a new acronym.

Last year’s fad was C-level positions. We had CKO (chief knowledge officer), CPO, (chief privacy officer), and CCO (chief customer officer), and it was a wonder nobody added CSO (chief sanitation officer) to the list, all reporting directly to the CEO, re-titled “chief ego-gratification officer” since that’s the only possible reason a CEO would install all of these people in the executive suite.

That was last year. This year we’re augmenting CRM (customer relationship management) with other relationships, like PRM (partner relationship management) and VRM (vendor relationship management). With all due respect, the point of CRM is to scale up what the family butcher did with our grandparents — build a strong relationship based on intimate knowledge of each customer, leading to repeat business while turning “cross-selling” and “great service” into synonyms.

The corner store achieved this result with the proprietor’s unaugmented brain. Replicating this strategy with millions of customers, thousands of sellers, and a half-dozen communications channels is a difficult proposition, with no parallel in the more manageable situation of dealing with partners and vendors. Besides — I want my vendors to worry about their relationships with me. VRM inverts this responsibility in an unwholesome way.

CRM is a business strategy. It doesn’t start with customer analytics, which are all about the customers you happen to have now, nor does it start with a software installation. It starts with design, as any good strategy should. Just as a product strategy begins with a design of the product line, followed by a design of each individual product, so a relationship-based strategy should begin with identification of targeted customer profiles, followed by design of the desired relationship with the customers within each of those profiles. That means figuring out how you want those customers to think of you, and then designing a set of experiences and interactions that will lead them to think of you that way.

And since CRM is a business strategy, its intent isn’t to improve your company’s key measures. When you improve measures you’re thinking tactically. Strategies redefine goals, which means changing what you measure.

With CRM, this means shifting focus from transaction margins and process efficiencies to customer retention and growth in customer lifetime value.

Sound risky? It isn’t. If you stop losing customers and make more money from the ones you have, you’ll increase your profits. How can you avoid it?