ManagementSpeak: There will be no cuts in personnel after the merger is completed.
Translation: Please don’t leave until we decide who we want to lay off.
I think we can guess why this week’s contributor chose to remain anonymous.

When Cortez landed on the shores of became Mexico later on, he issued the famous order, “Burn the boats!” It’s testimony to either his leadership ability or his ruthlessness that his men didn’t shout back, “What are you, nuts?”

Through dumb luck (for the Spaniards that is) the Aztecs caught smallpox from Cortez’s crew and Montezuma despite his ongoing revenge, lost his empire. Cortez didn’t win because of his watercraft incineration but that hasn’t stopped it from becoming a symbol for total commitment to a result.

In business, burn-the-boats tactics are less useful than contingency plans. You can’t count on your competitors to fall apart all by themselves (they often do, but you can’t rely on it), and sailing back to Spain in an empty ship (that is, cutting your losses and trying the next idea) usually makes more sense than being either buried or eaten (filing for bankruptcy or being acquired at bargain-basement prices).

Many companies that have chosen to outsource IT burned their boats without realizing it. They signed a contract in which a change of heart is expensive, time-consuming, painful and risky — they can’t, in other words, go back. When negotiating an outsourcing deal, the business equivalent of a prenuptial agreement is essential. An outsourcing prenuptial agreement makes re-insourcing possible. Usually, it will include transition of both staff and intellectual property back to the client in case of contract termination. Otherwise the balance of power in the relationship belongs to the outsourcer, not the client.

That’s a very bad idea.

Imagine your CEO has decided to outsource IT and you’re part of the negotiating team. What do you need to know? Here’s one important fact: The outsourcer’s sales team is there because they love The Deal, not because they love running IT.

For the folks who sell big outsourcing contracts, closing a big deal is a rush. It’s a bit like a cocaine habit. When someone snorts cocaine, the user feels a rush of euphoria when the drug is inhaled (or so I’ve read). But when the drug wears off they sink into a funk, and to reach the same level of exhilaration they need an even bigger hit. The Deal has an equivalent impact on outsourcing companies: It provides a rush of euphoria as the deal closes, followed by something of a funk as the hard work of contract delivery starts … followed by the need for the rush of the next Deal.

These people don’t enjoy actually running IT. Running IT would interfere with pursuing the next Deal. If they’re smart, they’ll bring someone who loves running IT to their side of the table, but they might not be smart, because that individual … the future account manager … doesn’t love The Deal. The account manager has to deliver on the contract when it’s signed. That can interfere with The Deal.

That’s exactly why you’ll insist that the future account manager is part of the negotiating team. With this team composition, love of The Deal will keep the outsourcer at the table, unable to walk away, and the account manager’s need to run a successful account will prevent impossible-to-keep promises. (Don’t leave it to chance. When in doubt look the account manager in the eye and ask, “Can you deliver that?”)

There’s one other item to remember: You, not your employer, are your top priority. Look out for your own interests first.

Isn’t this immoral? Amoral?

No.

When your CEO decided to outsource IT he didn’t take your best interests into account. When the outsourcing company started the sales process, the process probably didn’t start in your office with your sponsorship. This is business, and altruism isn’t part of business. Nobody is going to look out for you except you.

So if you have any leverage at all, negotiate an arrangement that protects you. Have the CEO create a new executive position and promote you to it immediately. Or, become the outsourcing company’s account manager. Do what CEOs do and negotiate a golden parachute for yourself in exchange for your support during the transition.

While you’re at it, negotiate the best deal you can for the employees being outsourced. When they become employees of the outsourcing companies they’ll lose their seniority. It isn’t hard to insist on a contract provision that fixes this, but you need to ask for it — it won’t come automatically. If you become the account manager you’ll need their support. Even if you don’t, it costs you nothing.

And, it’s the right thing to do.