More and more, services organizations of all kinds are relying on what we used to call telecommuters and now refer to as “remote employees.”

I’ve written about the subject before, concentrating on how to make telecommuting work, both for the organization and for its telecommuters. If you’re interested you’ll find the columns here.)

What I didn’t cover in any of them: How services firms, and especially large services firms that extensively rely on a remote workforce, collect them into project “teams,” put them in front of customers for the project kick-off event, maybe take the new “team” to dinner at a nice restaurant, and expect the “team” to function as a team.

I enclosed team in scare quotes because members are left to interact on a basis of trust and alignment to a shared purpose with no basis for either.

What’s truly scary is how few services firms take any steps at all to turn their assemblage of remote employees who have never before met into a functioning team.

What’s only a smidgeon less scary is how often large corporations mimic this services firm worst practice. It’s less scary only because the poor teamwork that results is more visible in internal teams than with those fielded by a vendor.

As is so often the case, the problem begins with the difference between tangible and intangible costs and benefits.

If you aren’t familiar with the terms and what makes them problematic, we covered this ground a month or so ago, in “KonMari and your business.” How it applies here: Bringing remote team members together results in easily recognized expenses: airfare, hotel bills, and meals. They’re tangible costs.

The benefits, in contrast, are intangible: Getting team members together helps them understand who each other are as human beings; it gives them a chance to reconcile hidden assumptions, work styles, perspectives, and particular strengths.

It lets project managers communicate nuances and subtleties about the project’s goals and priorities far beyond what they can accomplish with teleconferences, email, and even web conferences accompanied by PowerPoint.

As a correspondent once put it, email communicates facts, but it doesn’t build teams. Teleconferencing and web conferencing permit the exchange of ideas, but not the connection of co-workers.

I say the benefits of bringing team members face to face are intangible because failing to do so constitutes a risk — something bad that might happen in an uncertain future. Worse, it’s the kind of risk that, even when it turns into reality, still won’t be acknowledged as the cause of the problems in question.

For example, every good project manager recognizes the critical role rapport with the project’s sponsor and governance committee plays every time something unexpected comes up. Project managers can build rapport in direct proportion to the time they spend face to face with these fine folks, and especially the time they spend face to face early in the project, before issues arise.

Second example: Agilistas … practitioners of real Agile methodologies, not “Scrummerfall” variants that replace Agile’s “individuals and relationships over processes and tools” with the exact, polar opposite … recognize the importance of being able to consult, frequently and informally, with product owners, subject matter experts, and end-user representatives throughout development of whatever is being developed.

Unless team members have met these people face to face at least once, the social hurdles that must be overcome to have even one conversation are considerable. Frequent and informal conversations? Good luck with that.

Which is why offshore agile projects rely heavily on on-site business analysts to have these conversations. And that’s okay. It isn’t great, but it’s okay, so long as the business analysts and project team members have had the opportunity to interact face to face.

In the interest of not beating the subject to death and of providing useful solutions, I trust the useful solution is, by now, obvious: If, as a vendor, you’re planning to deploy teams of remote employees, bring them together at the beginning. Specifically, bring them together for a week of orientation and socialization a week before the official project kick-off meeting.

Follow that with three weeks of working together on-site in a bull-pen environment. During this period, schedule as many briefings as possible — sessions in which various project stakeholders explain the current situation and their hopes, concerns, and expectations for the project’s outcomes.

Couple this with a professional-grade, on-demand web conferencing environment. It will be essential for collaboration once the team has been built.

For building the team? Not so much.

And now some admiring words about Mitt Romney.

No, no, no, no, no. I’m not referring to any recent votes he might have made in the Senate. I’m referring to his recent, well-publicized 72nd birthday and the parallels he and his staff established for achieving business and IT agility. The standard they set for business and IT thought leadership rivals anything Romney achieved during his years at Bain Capital.

Start with his staff’s innovative multi-Twinkie cake architecture.

Most birthday cakes are layer cakes and result from waterfall design and production techniques. The baker starts with a recipe — a complete specification for the cake itself, coupled with a detailed work breakdown structure for creating it.

Many cake makers achieve excellent levels of success using these waterfall techniques, and I’d be unlikely to reject their work products.

But … personally, I’d be likely to concentrate my gustatory efforts on the icing. It isn’t that I dislike the cake component of the finished product. It’s that the cake component dilutes the flavor of the frosting, which I enjoy quite a lot more.

In business/technical terms, layer cakes aren’t modular, and deliver unnecessary features and functionality. Twinkie cakes are, in contrast, modular. Each component Twinkie is a complete, integrated whole.

Also: A layer cake is an all-or-none proposition. The baker decides how big a cake to make and that’s that. If unexpected guests show up, well that’s just too bad. Either everyone gets less dessert, or the new guests do without.

Traditional cake-baking doesn’t scale. Because Twinkie cakes are modular they scale easily: Just add more Twinkies, frost them, and everyone’s happy.

Another aspect of the Twinkie cake deserves mention: It evokes the value of an important technical architecture design principle: buy when you can, build when you have to.

Layer-cake bakers start with raw ingredients and baking infrastructure (the oven and other paraphernalia) and engage in actions equivalent to application development.

Twinkie-cake-makers start with a pile of commercially manufactured Twinkies. They do then make and apply their own frosting, but that step is more analogous to application configuration and integration than to application development.

Our final step in beating the metaphor to death (as opposed to beating the eggs that go into many layer cakes) is testing.

Bake a layer cake and the only way to test it is to mar the cake by cutting a slice out of it. Sure, you can reserve some of the cake mix to bake a mini-cake instead, but small cakes bake more quickly than full-size ones so the baker can never be sure the test cake tastes the same as the production version.

Compare that to a Twinkie cake. Want to test it? Eat a Twinkie. Not sure? Eat another one.

No problem.

The Twinkie cake architecture was innovative and interesting. But just as there’s no such thing as an IT project — it’s always about doing business differently and better or what’s the point? — so Romney himself deserves credit for the “business innovation” of using Agile techniques to blow out his cake’s candles.

Traditionally, candle blowing has been just as waterfall-oriented as cake baking: The birthday celebrator attempts to blow out all of the candles in one great whoof.

As is the case with waterfall project management, this is rarely successful, due to another waterfall parallel: Just as the risk of failure rises in direct proportion to the size of a project, the older the candle-blower, and therefore the more candles there are to extinguish, the less likely it is that anyone could nail all the candles in one breath.

Not to mention the unpleasant thought that unavoidably, in an attempt to blow out all those candles, some of the blower’s saliva must inevitably end up on the cake.

I’ll leave it to you to figure out parallels to application development or business change. And please do feel free to share your analogies in the Comments.

In any event, Romney used an Agile technique — iteration — to dodge the challenges of traditional candle out-blowing: He removed each candle from the cake and blew it out separately.

Especially, kudos for explaining that this way each candle was another wish.

The candles, that is, were his birthday backlog. And he dealt with them as all Agile teams deal with items in the backlog: One at a time, with little stress, and a very high level of success.

And, in the end, a spit-free cake.