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ManagementSpeak, 9/29/2003

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ManagementSpeak: We believe in employee empowerment.
Translation: I want to be able to blame our employees for my mistakes.
MS: We have to follow the methodology.
T: I want to be able to blame the system for my mistakes.
MS: We always involve the users.
T: I want to be able to blame the users for my mistakes.
MS: We want you to be the executive champion of this project
T: I want to be able to blame you for my mistakes.
KJR Club member Nick Osborn explains mistakes.