“I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now

From up and down and still somehow

It’s cloud’s illusions I recall

I really don’t know clouds at all” – Joni Mitchell

ManagementSpeak: We’re introducing a new change management system.

Translation: We realized we haven’t put enough barriers in your path yet.

The only barrier on your path to fame and fortune … or the quiet satisfaction anonymous contributors experience … is your discerning ear. So when you hear someone utter an unfortunate euphemism, misdirection, or other verbal mishap, don’t keep it to yourself – share it with the rest of the KJR community.