ManagementSpeak: This “x” will write itself.
Translation: I can’t tell you how glad I am that I don’t have to write it.

Thanks to Dan Lewis, who took the time to write.

ManagementSpeak: Our strategy is to achieve $150M revenue this year.
Translation: Strategy is easy when you don’t know the difference between a goal and a strategy.

Spotting ManagementSpeaks is easy for Tom Reid, this week’s contributor. He just listens, then sends in what he hears.