ManagementSpeak: We are excited about this new capability and plan to continue to meet the needs of our customers.

Translation: We have no idea how to take advantage of this new capability.

This new ManagementSpeak was provided by the shadowy figure known only as “Ed.” Shouldn’t you become a shadowy figure too?

“If politics were a science, it would have been tried on lab rats first.” — P.J. O’ Rourke