ManagementSpeak: Can I have access to this system?

Translation: I don’t care if it’s just a proof of concept. Give me access to it.

This week’s contributor has a serious need for anonymity. We will, of course, oblige.

“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.” – Bilbo Baggins