Correspondent Geoff Hazel provided the following:
You have had a series of web ads promoting some focus groups and reorganizations at Ford. “We’re really gonna get it right, now” is the theme I’m getting from these, an attempt to recapture interest. Listen, you’re wasting your money on these ads. Don’t say you’re GONNA do it, just DO IT. After all, if you DO IT, and do it right, people should notice. If you don’t do it and people expect it, you’re REALLY failed.
Seriously, don’t spend one more dime on that ad campaign.
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If Ford thinks this is excellent Customer Relationship Management, just what exactly does it consider excellent engineering to be?
No wonder it’s at death’s door.
This little exemplar of how to do things wrong provides a number of possible lessons for those of us who till the fields of information technology, among them:
Beware the danger of success. Somebody at Ford had a great idea: Build relationships with customers by providing interactive channels for conversations. The concept is sound — interaction results in less emotional distance, and eventually a sense of affinity. This can influence car-buying decisions.
The world is filled with sound concepts. It’s almost as filled with bungled implementations of sound concepts. Here, Ford created the input channel but didn’t realize that it’s hard for customers to build relationships with auto-responders, and especially with inept auto-responders that reply to inquiries with mismatched boilerplate.
Even if the auto-responder is named “Mike.”
Here’s a question to ask everyone who proposes a great idea: “What happens if this works?” Ideas are easy. Proof-of-concept pilots are almost as easy. But unless you’re prepared to deal with the implications of the idea panning out, turn your attention to something else.
Don’t ignore good ideas, just because they come from the “wrong” source. Most people, most of the time, divide the world into we and they. We are the source of everything that’s good and right with the world. We can trust each other. We aren’t like them. They are the reason things go wrong. They are unenlightened, uninformed, and untrustworthy. We are best off ignoring them.
And so, Ford ignored a perfectly valid point — that it’s time to stop making empty promises. Remember when at Ford, quality was job #1? That was before innovation was going to be the star that guided Ford’s compass, which preceded the campaign Mr. Hazel objected to.
As characterized, it recalls the time Microsoft used elimination of its own blue screen of death as the selling point for a new version of Windows. Why call attention to your history of repeated failure?
But I digress. Whoever at Ford decides what to pay attention to decided to ignore a perfectly valid point because it came from the wrong source — a customer, which is to say someone who isn’t considered we.
When presenting an idea, remember that you aren’t “we.” You’re “they.” Even more important, every brilliant suggestion you have for someone else presupposes they haven’t already thought of it.
Perhaps they didn’t. But when you make your suggestion, take into account the possibility that, having spent much more time and energy on the subject than you have, they might have arrived there first.
Or, they might have rejected the idea for reasons that haven’t yet occurred to you.
My daughter Kimberly once gave me some unsolicited advice. “Dad,” she said, “don’t give unsolicited advice. It doesn’t work.” I took her advice.
Just to prove her wrong.