I read the news”paper” most mornings, in quotes because it’s an on-line replica of the paper version that doesn’t require tree-felling, wood pulping, and ink-smearing.

In it I read an article about what Facebook is doing to combat the extensive disinformation it helps disseminate. Mostly, its plans sound a lot like trying to extinguish a forest fire with spit.

But not being one to criticize someone’s solution to a problem without having a better idea, I asked myself what my better idea was. Happily, I have one.

I have the solution. Not a solution. Not a partial solution. Not something that might make a positive impact but not much of one.

I have the solution! And because you’re a loyal KJR subscriber I’m going to share it with you. Not only that, I’m going to invite you to share it with everyone you know.

Bob’s Big Idea:

-> Read news and opinions in newspapers. Socialize on social media.<-

If every voting-age American would follow this simple guideline it would, in one masterstroke, neuter all actors, both foreign and domestic, who are trying to pollute our political dialog with their repulsive, fabricated, preposterous, divisive falsehoods.

Well sure, you might be thinking to yourself. Bob is a well-known liberal, so of course he’s going to recommend sources with a leftwing bias.

I’m not. Read the Wall Street Journal if you want to avoid the leftwing slant on things, and that’s assuming the print media as a whole has an actual leftwing bias — a debate I’ll leave to those who research and tabulate such matters.

How about cable news? That’s a gray zone, for three reasons.

Reason #1: No matter how much or how little that’s truly newsworthy is taking place, cable news has to stretch or cram it into its 24-hour news cycle.

Reason #2: Because cable news is such a visual medium, dramatic visuals crowd out the mundane, even when the mundane shows what’s typical.

Reason #3: Shouting heads are cheap. Reporting is expensive. A face on a screen making noises, even a well-compensated face, doesn’t cost very much. Inviting a second or third face in to offer their commentary is still economical programming.

Sending a reporter and camera crew to where news is happening costs a whole lot more … and that’s also in comparison to what it costs a newspaper to send a reporter there.

So on cable news, economics favors shouted inanities over reliable information.

All of which goes to demonstrate just how pitifully the newspaper industry has responded over the past 25 years to the threat to its existence that is the Internet.

Newspapers could have pooled their resources to provide local and national classified advertising. Instead, they gave up the field to Craigslist, Monster.com, Autozone.com, and so many other list services that would have had to compete with newspapers if only newspapers had decided to compete.

And that’s the revenue side of the industry. How about content?

Imagine newspaper companies thought in terms of competing for news consumers’ business. What might they do?

I’d think they’d advertise, offering engaging accounts of how they ensure the content they publish is both newsworthy and reliable … the steps they go through and the principles they adhere to before committing content to printing plates.

If they were even more bold they’d contrast their process to the vetting that precedes posting on social media. They’d portray, perhaps, a bunch of Russians laughing as they clink their vodka-filled glasses and click their mice, or perhaps a few deranged individuals with poor personal hygiene, popping pills and screaming into microphones as they click.

The fact of the matter is that most newspapers do adhere to a code of ethics, do have processes and principles in place to keep misrepresentations out, and issue corrections when their preventive measures fail.

Social media sources are the polar opposite.

What does this have to do with KJR’s mission of providing practical advice people in business can make use of as soon as they finish reading?

There is, unsurprisingly, a business parallel.

Just about every business function is, for those outside it, an arcane, needlessly complex, expensive waste of corporate resources. Few decision-makers outside IT understand why it’s so hard; likewise CIOs looking at Marketing, Chief Marketing Officers looking at Accounting …

Every business decision-maker and influencer benefits by understanding why what other parts of the business do is so hard. If the CEO doesn’t insist on this sort of information exchange, the rest of the executive leadership team should take the initiative.

The alternative? Look at how well social media works as a source of enlightenment.

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Like this idea? Know anyone in the newspaper business? Please don’t hesitate to share this with them. Who knows — maybe someone will pay attention.

Rank the most-reported aspects of COVID-19, in descending order of worst-explained-ness. Modeling is, if not at the top, close to it.

Which is a shame, because beyond improving our public policy discussions, better coverage would also help all of us who think in terms of business strategy and tactics think more deeply and, perhaps, more usefully about the role modeling might play in business planning.

For those interested in the public-health dimension, “COVID-19 Models: Can They Tell Us What We Want to Know?” Josh Michaud, Jennifer Kates, and Larry Levitt, KFF (Kaiser Family Foundation), Apr 16, 2020 provides a useful summary. It discusses three types of model that, translated to business planning terms, we might call actuarial, simulation, and multivariate-statistical.

Actuarial models divide a population into groups (cohorts) and move numbers of members of each cohort to other cohorts based on a defined set of rules. If you run an insurance company that needs to price risk (there’s no other kind), actuarial models are a useful alternative to throwing darts.

Imagine that instead you’re responsible for managing a business process of some kind. A common mistake process designers make is describing processes as collections of interconnected boxes.

It’s a mistake because most business processes consist of queues, not boxes. Take a six-step process, where each step takes an hour to execute. Add the steps and the cycle time should be six hours.

Measure cycle time and it’s more likely to be six days. That’s because each item tossed into a queue has to wait its turn before anyone starts tow work on it.

Think of these queues as actuarial cohorts and you stand a much better chance of accurately forecasting process cycle time and throughput — an outcome process managers presumably might find useful.

Truth in advertising: I don’t know if anyone has ever tried applying actuarial techniques to process analysis. But queue-to-queue vs box-to-box process analysis? It’s one of Lean’s most important contributions.

Simulation models are as the name implies. They define a collection of “agents” that behave like entities in the situation being simulated. The more accurately they describe agent behaviors, estimate the numbers of each type of agent, the probability distributions of different behaviors for each type, and the outcomes of these behaviors … including the outcomes of encounters among agents … the more accurate the model’s predictions.

For years, business strategists have talked about a company’s “business model.” These have mostly been narratives rather than true models. That is, they’ve been qualitative accounts of the buttons and levers business managers can push and pull to get the outcomes they want.

There’s no reason to think sophisticated modelers couldn’t develop equivalent simulation models to forecast the impact of different business strategies and tactics on, say, customer retention, mindshare, and walletshare.

If one of your modeling goals is understanding how something works, simulation is just the ticket.

The third type of model, multivariate-statistical, applies such techniques as multiple regression analysis, analysis of variance, and multidimensional scaling to large datasets to determine how strongly different hypothesized input factors correlate with the outputs that matter. For COVID-19, input factors are such well-known variables as adherence to social distancing, use of masks and gloves, and not pressuring a cohabiter to join you in your kale and beet salad diet. Outputs are correlations to rates of infection and strangulation.

In business, multivariate-statistical modeling is how most analytics gets done. It’s also more or less how neural-network-based machine learning works. It works better for interpolation than extrapolation, and depends on figuring out which way the arrow of causality points when an analysis discovers a correlation.

As with all programming, model value depends on testing, although model testing is more about consistency and calibration than defect detection. And COVID-19 models have brought the impact of data limitations on model outputs into sharp focus.

For clarity’s sake: Models are consistent when output metrics improve and get worse in step with reality. They’re calibrated when the output metrics match real-world measurements.

With COVID-19 testers have to balance clinical and statistical needs. Clinically, testing is how physicians determine which disease they’re treating, leading to the exact opposite of random sampling. With non-random samples, testing for consistency is possible, but calibration testing is, at best, contorted.

Lacking enough testing capacity to satisfy clinical demands, which for most of us must come first as an ethical necessity. Modelers are left to de-bias their non-random datasets — an inexact practice at best that limits their ability to calibrate models. That they yield different forecasts is unsurprising.

And guess what: Your own data scientists face a similar challenge: Their datasets are piles of business transactions that are, by their very nature, far from random.

Exercise suitable caution.