ManagementSpeak: This looks foolproof. Go for it.

Translation: It’s your project. Goof up and you’re dead meat.

This week’s translation, from an anonymous contributor, was foolproof.

Ronny Richardson tells the tale, which begins with this e-mail to the Walmart.com Help Desk:

I sent a money gram to Cameroon. The local clerk said they could deliver to Yaounde Cameroon and the person I was sending it to could pick up the money at the local Walmart. As far as I can tell, there is no Walmart in Yaounde. Where would they go to pick up the money?

He received this response, which I’ve edited for length: