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ManagementSpeak, 3/10/2014

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ManagementSpeak: We practice Agile methodologies in all of our business practices.

Translation: We practice haphazard methodologies in all of our business practices — we wait until the last minute, get the staff working on projects they have no skills for, and wonder why the results are the same as last time.

Thanks to today’s contributor, who demonstrated all the skills needed for interpreting ManagementSpeak.