ManagementSpeak: No, I’ve asked Bill to take the lead on this project.
Translation: You need to take me golfing more often, George.
This week’s anonymous contributor got published because he took me golfing. (No, not really.)

ManagementSpeak: This merger will result in a synergy between our two companies which fully utilizes our combined infrastructure and strategic planning.
Translation: All of you are out of jobs, but I don’t care because I have a golden parachute.
This week’s contributor, lacking his own golden parachute, remains anonymous.