ManagementSpeak: I’d like your opinion.
Translation: We’ve made a decision and want to feel good about it.
An anonymous IS Survivalist feels pretty darned good about sharing his translation of this bit of management misdirection.

Managementspeak: You have to be more efficient.
Translation: We don’t care what — if anything — you produce as long as you work nights and weekends.
IS Survivalist William Adams worked nights and weekends to translate this phrase for us.