Management Speak: I didn’t get your e-mail.
Translation: I only read the important e-mails … like the ones from my boss.
Alternate Translation: Uh … could you show me how to bring up the e-mail system again?
IS Survivalist Tom Loy demonstrates significant limitations to electronic mail systems.

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” – Albert Einstein