Complex: adj. (Of a data processing problem) resolvable into two parts: a real part which can be solved or shelved, and an imaginary part which requires a complete and immediate restructuring of the DP department.
– The Devil’s DP Dictionary, Stan Kelly-Bootle (McGraw-Hill Paperbacks, 1981)

Management Speak: It’s in development.
Translation: We never thought of that … but we should have.
IS Survivalist Rob Chenault developed this translation for us.