Management Speak: We’ve learned our lesson and we’ll never make that mistake again.
Translation: Shut up!  I don’t want to talk about it and I certainly don’t want you to rub my nose in it.
Alternate Translation: We have an entirely different mistake in mind for next time.
Today’s IS Survivalist is “one who should know better by now.”

“My problems start when the smarter bears and the dumber visitors intersect.”
– Steve Thompson, wildlife biologist at Yosemite National Park