“‘Bah,’ said Scrooge. ‘Humbug!'”
– A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens

Management Speak: We’ve learned our lesson and we’ll never make that mistake again.
Translation: Shut up!  I don’t want to talk about it and I certainly don’t want you to rub my nose in it.
Alternate Translation: We have an entirely different mistake in mind for next time.
Today’s IS Survivalist is “one who should know better by now.”