Management Speak: I will personally steward that process.
Translation: I’m betting you’ll forget about it within a month.
Alternate translation: I’m betting this will be a great career builder.
IS Survivalist Anthony Magnabosco personally stewarded this fine example of the manager’s lexicon

ManagementSpeak: This person is a loose cannon with our system!
Translation: This person actually tries to really use the technology!
IS Survivalist Martin Butzen fires this one across the bow