ManagementSpeak: I know we’ve empowered you, but that doesn’t mean you can say no.
Translation: Too bad.
David Knoblich, offers a useful phrase for those special situations

Management Speak: We have many ideas about how the site would be used and what tools would be effective. We think it best to let the site evolve around those that use it.
Translation: We have no idea what we want to do. Come up with a system that will do it.
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