Management Speak: This was the most successful project I’ve ever participated in!
Translation: Everyone liked the report. Even better, the company changed direction before we had to make it work.
This week’s contributor’s survival appears to hinge on his/ her continued anonymity.

Management Speak: A number of innovative approaches are currently under consideration.
Translation: We have no idea what we should be doing.
IS Survivalist Daryl Gramling clarifies the point for us.