ManagementSpeak: We can’t use freeware because there’s no support for it.
Translation: We won’t be able to blame the vendor when we have problems.
Alternate Translation: We never do anything we haven’t done before.
– IS Survivalist Andy Stritof acts as this week’s interpreter

ManagementSpeak: We’re on a tight schedule.
Translation: You’re working weekends for the duration.
This week’s IS Survivalist did not give permission to use his name … probably because he was too busy working weekends.