ManagementSpeak: I see you involved your peers in developing your proposal.
Translation: One person couldn’t possibly come up with something this stupid.
This week’s contributor prefers to let you wonder if he or she is the person smiling at you from the next cubicle.

ManagementSpeak: If you put your dog to sleep you could pay more attention to your job.
My sources, who of course insist on anonymity, swear their manager actually made this statement to a team member during a staff meeting.