ManagementSpeak: You will be fully empowered to make decisions on this project.
Translation: You’ll get no support from me.
From an anonymous reader who apparently doesn’t feel quite empowered enough.

ManagementSpeak: Our leadership team has determined that we need to establish metrics for our key processes to verify that we continuously improve.
Translation: Let’s produce a blizzard of numbers large enough to make the leadership’s eyes glaze over, while not actually measuring anything useful or informative.
An anonymous reader (Irving Anonymous) provided this week’s vocabulary builder.