“It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.” – G. H. Hardy, by way of A Word A Day.

Management Speak: I feel strongly both ways.
Translation: I don’t want to delegate the decision to you, but I’m certainly not competent to make it myself.
Alternate Translation: If I side with you I’ll tick off someone else, and it isn’t worth it.
— Reader Mark Hoffman provided the phrase of the week and its first interpretation. I humbly offer the second one myself.