ManagementSpeak: Our leadership team has determined that we need to establish metrics for our key processes to verify that we continuously improve.
Translation: Let’s produce a blizzard of numbers large enough to make the leadership’s eyes glaze over, while not actually measuring anything useful or informative.
An anonymous reader (Irving Anonymous) provided this week’s vocabulary builder.

“It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.” – G. H. Hardy, by way of A Word A Day.