Management Speak: I feel strongly both ways.
Translation: I don’t want to delegate the decision to you, but I’m certainly not competent to make it myself.
Alternate Translation: If I side with you I’ll tick off someone else, and it isn’t worth it.
— Reader Mark Hoffman provided the phrase of the week and its first interpretation. I humbly offer the second one myself.

Management Speak: He has a different business model from the previous CEO.
Translation: Keep your head down until you find out which way the wind is blowing.
Our contributor this week has chosen to keep his head down until he finds out which way the wind is blowing.