ManagementSpeak: Our business is going through a paradigm shift.
Translation: We’ve no idea what we have been doing, but in the future we shall do something completely different.
Reader Tim Stevens provided this week’s interpretation.

“First management had plans, and then strategic plans. Now we have VISION, and we’re only one small step from hallucination.” – Ainsley Throckmorton, on the occasion of assuming the presidency of Bangor Seminary in Maine.

Thanks to reader Bob Wickberg for sharing this little gem.