Sometimes, you read something that makes you want to take a long shower. The 48 Laws of Power, written by Robert Greene, and produced and “designed by” Joost Elffers (and what’s it say when a book’s producer/designer gets equal billing?) takes Machiavelli’s suggestions and the ethical dilemma he posed and eliminates the ethical dilemma.

Machiavelli expressed his dilemma in The Prince: “Any man who tries to be good all the time is bound to come to ruin among the great number who are not good. Hence a prince who wants to keep his authority must learn how not to be good, and use that knowledge, or refrain from using it, as necessity requires.”

Greene and Elffers say, “No one wants less power; everyone wants more.” “You will be able to make people bend to your will without their realizing what you have done. And if they do not realize what you have done, they will neither resent nor resist you.” “In fact, the better you are at dealing with power, the better friend, lover, husband, wife, and person you become.”

They figure everyone wants to increase their power, and always at someone else’s expense. This may be true in their world. In mine, most people want to optimize their power, not maximize it.

Powerlessness is a sorry state of affairs most of us try to avoid — true enough. Maximize your power, though, and you isolate and dehumanize yourself, substituting dry affairs for loving relationships, suspicion and manipulation for trusting friendships, and cold planning for the uninhibited enjoyment of life. Love and friendship require us to give others power over ourselves and vice versa.

On the other hand …

In your career you aren’t surrounded by friends. So while I don’t generally recommend “Keep[ing] others in suspended terror,” (Law 17), recognizing that your rivals do can prevent their achieving power over you. Nor should you “Use selective honesty … to disarm your victim,” (Law 12) for any number of reasons, not the least of which is an insufficient supply of naivete. If you’re naive enough to fall for it, though, your less scrupulous colleagues will manipulate you without much effort.

Some laws are just bad advice. Law 11, which advises you to “Learn to keep people dependent on you,” can change you from a peer to a subordinate in a hurry if you aren’t careful, and can prevent an employer from promoting you out of fear that what only you can do will no longer get done. If you’re irreplaceable, you’re unpromotable.

Other than its ethical repulsiveness, the biggest problem with this book is that some of its suggestions only work when everyone plays. “Get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit,” only works if people don’t confide in each other. Otherwise you can kiss Law #5, “So much depends on reputation — guard it with your life,” goodbye.

But … and it’s a big but … you can’t always avoid Machiavelli’s ethical dilemma, and even the most distasteful of these 48 “Laws” may be required to keep a bigger schmuck than you from taking over.

Sadly, you should own this book. Put it on your home (not office!) bookshelf, right next to Covey’s The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People and see if one of them bursts into flames.

This column is about running IS. The politics it usually covers are corporate politics … the brown-nosing, back-stabbing, hallway persuading, deception, misdirection, and lunch-buying that is basic to business.

Governmental politics I usually leave alone. I’m not a ribbon-wearing actor, so I figure I have no special expertise that warrants your attention. I’m about to make an exception, because a political issue is about to have a big impact on the world of IT.

The issue itself is the ridiculous notion that writing big “soft money” checks to a political party is an expression of free speech. Conservative pundits in particular have adopted this cause, but in all their tortured logic they’ve proved only that they’ve become toadies to those among the ultra-wealthy and influential who will do anything to increase their wealth and influence, regardless of the social consequences.

Let’s be clear about the relationship between wealth and free speech: If you want to use your wealth in the pursuit of free speech, buy as many full-page newspaper (or television, or radio) ads as you want to present your views. Heck, buy as many newspaper companies as you want. That’s free speech. Writing politicians checks to influence votes isn’t free speech. It’s bribery, no matter how hard George Will tries to make it into something noble.

As an IS manager, soft money is about to affect you in a personal way. As evidence, I offer a recent Wall Street Journal article describing meetings between Bill Gates and senior Republican lawmakers, after which the lawmakers called for a probe into the Justice Department’s prosecution of Microsoft.

Did Bill Gates bribe the Republicans? Not hardly. Microsoft pursued the high road, honorably exercising its right of free speech by contributing lots of “unrestricted soft money”. Your stance on DoJ vs Microsoft notwithstanding, if you understand basic civics you should be outraged.

How does this affect you? One word: UCITA (the Uniform Computer Information Transactions Act). InfoWorld columnist Ed Foster has fought a lonely battle against UCITA in these pages. All he’s had on his side are facts and logic. But when your state legislature debates UCITA it may hear lots of free speech “rebuttals” in the form of soft money contributions.

So I’m going to make an exception to my policy of avoiding politics, because in this particular case, InfoWorld’s readers can have a significant impact. At least, some of you can. Here’s how:

CIOs have access to CEOs. CEOs, at least those of large corporations, have access to, and considerable influence over politicians. Don’t want UCITA to become law? Make sure your CEO and chief legal counsel understand how it could affect your business if it passes.

Handle this gingerly — you’ll be taking a risk. Be businesslike, not alarmist. Recommend that your chief legal counsel review UCITA as the first step — don’t recommend any action based on your understanding alone. But introduce the issue. Educating your company’s leaders on issues like this is your responsibility.

In a nation that views influence-buying as free speech instead of bribery, UCITA won’t be stopped with mere facts and logic. It will be stopped the way it’s being promoted: by old-fashioned political arm-twisting.

I suggest you use your political skills … the corporate kind, that is … to make that happen.