Ongoing issues, discussions, and brick-a-brak:

Some facts: Earth’s radius = 3,950 miles. One mile = 63,360 inches. Surface area of a sphere = 4*pi*radius^2. Atmospheric pressure at ground level = ~14.5 pounds per square inch.

Estimates (from various Googled sources): Human oil consumption per year = 30,660,000,000 barrels. One barrel = 252 pints. A pint’s a pound the world around. Human coal combustion per year: 6,500,000,000 tons. Oil and coal = mostly carbon. Carbon’s atomic weight = 12. Carbon dioxide’s atomic weight = 44. Atmospheric CO2 concentration = 380 parts per million.

With these facts, any middle school student should be able to compute the weight of the atmosphere and how much CO2 humans add to it annually (38 billion tons = 6.66 parts per million = 1.8%).

The connection to everyday business situations: As with global warming, every business decision (whether to replace an aging system, for example) depends in part on who has the burden of proof. Usually, those who recommend action bear it, as “do nothing” is the default decision, but that’s just habit. For global warming, I’d say the arithmetic places it squarely on the other side.

Choose carefully in your business decisions.

Holiday card follow-up: To disapprove or not to disapprove, that was the question I asked. Several readers suggested that disapproval is quite appropriate. Using my Tiger Woods/Britney Spears example to illustrate, they contended it makes sense to choose carefully who you emulate.

Personally, I don’t think you should ever choose who to emulate. Few people are entirely admirable in every aspect of their character and behavior, so we’re all better off figuring out what we admire about someone and emulating that. Figuring out who we admire and emulating everything about them is worse than a bad idea. It’s creepy.

Something not to emulate: my spelling. The correct version is “Britney.” Sorry, ma’am.

A really bad trend: Using compliance as an excuse. “The auditors require it.” “We might get sued.” “Sarbanes/Oxley won’t allow it.”

First of all, if it’s a good idea, Sarbanes/Oxley almost certainly does allow it. It simply requires that you document it to death. Likewise your auditors. As for getting sued, yes, you might. While you’re more likely to get sued if you do something you shouldn’t, American jurisprudence allows anyone to sue anyone else, for almost no reason at all.

If you allow the risk of being prosecuted for breaking the law to stop you, you might ask why you think breaking the law is a good idea in the first place. But if someone allows the risk of some bottom-feeder suing them to stop them from making prudent business decisions, shame on them. Businesses shouldn’t put anyone this timid in charge of anything important.

Our ongoing obsession with metrics: When setting goals, many consultants advocate the SMART formulation from Paul J. Meyer’s “Attitude Is Everything.” SMART stands for “Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, Tangible.”

So here’s a question: If you choose to be SMART, will you ever decide that customer satisfaction matters? After all, it isn’t specific, is exceptionally difficult to measure, and is largely intangible.

For most businesses, it’s also the single most important determinant of success.

From the Department of Contractual Stupidity and Sleaziness: Here’s some standard boilerplate you’ll find in huge numbers of privacy policies:

“[Company name] may modify this Agreement’s terms and conditions at any time without notice. Continued use of the Services and the Site after a change in this Agreement, a change in the Privacy Policy, or after implementation of any other new policy constitutes acceptance of such change or policy.”

Don’t they know how slimy this makes them look? Especially since many of these websites provide no way to contact a human being.

In the same category, my new digital camera, an otherwise fine piece of equipment, allows me to install the accompanying software on only a single computer. The question: Why on earth do they care? The software is only useful with the camera.

A final PowerPoint question: We’re all agreed the world has seen lots of bad PowerPoint. Three questions remain. The first is whether this is just another example of Sturgeon’s Law (90 percent of everything is crud). The second is whether the bad presentations that made use of PowerPoint would have been even worse without it.

I suspect the answers are yes and yes. Many who aren’t professional presenters still have to present from time to time. What matters isn’t whether PowerPoint makes their presentations good. It’s whether it makes them better than they’d have been otherwise. So the third question is what we should consider to be the default assumption.

The Anasazi of Chaco Canyon thrived for a thousand years. Their economy depended on wood harvested from the extensive forests that grew in the canyon and the surrounding hillsides.

The population grew, they cleared, first the local forests, then an expanding radius. The soil, without trees to hold it in place, eroded. Chaco Canyon became a desert, and the Anasazi were gone.

Jared Diamond’s Collapse is about sustainability, and about societies whose customs and habits — the behaviors that seemed to be the sources of their success — were, without their knowing it, creating damage that accumulated until it became irreparable. It led me to wonder what practices CIOs commonly engage in that might, in some analogous fashion, make their IT organizations unsustainable. To categorize the possibilities, I turned to IT Catalysts’ IT Effectiveness Framework, which divides the factors needed to sustain IT organizations into business alignment, process maturity, technical architecture, and human performance. In order:

Business Alignment

IT aligns with its business collaborators through both formal governance and informal relationships. Correct governance is the centerpiece of IT sustainability, because that’s where the company decides its investments in information technology. Whether IT governance results in sustainability or decline depends on a key decision: Whether each project approval also approves the staffing increase needed to maintain the newly implemented functionality.

It’s a simple equation: Build or integrate a new application and you need staff to maintain it. If the CIO can’t hire them, IT will experience increased demand without increasing supply. And as even first-year students in economics know, the only possible outcomes are price increases or shortages, and price increases are politically unpalatable at best.

Eventually it does become clear that IT is seriously understaffed. By then, the staff increases needed to recover exceed what the business can afford, because businesses won’t stash these savings. They’ll spend the money that should be added to the IT budget elsewhere.

IT’s network of informal relationships can also result in unsustainable decisions — mostly by creating a governance bypass channel that approves favored projects while ignoring the requirements of good governance.

Process Maturity

Too little process breeds Chaos. It’s fun and imposes very little overhead, so it can create the impression of very high productivity. Among its many drawbacks is that when work becomes idiosyncratic, the loss of a single employee can be crippling. Another, very popular one is that with chaos generally comes poor testing and worse change control, leading to occasionally serious business disruption.

The damage from chaos, though, is generally small in scale — it isn’t wonderful, but is sustainable. Even better, chaos usually leads to overstaffing, creating an opportunity to compensate for bad governance by instituting stronger processes.

Too much process breeds the opposite of chaos — stifling, choking bureaucracy. Bureaucracy reproduces mitotically — once you have any, you’ll inevitably end up with more. It can turn IT into an environment where productive employees have to wade through a vastly larger population of approvers and reviewers whose sole purpose is to prevent anything creative from ever taking place. Too much process quickly leads to unsustainable IT.

Technical Architecture

Bad architecture is easily achieved and difficult to repair. It can include reliance on obsolete platforms, undisciplined data design that doesn’t clearly establish a single “source of truth,” and a failure to decommission old applications following implementation of their replacements … so now you have two of them.

The single biggest architectural cause of unsustainability, though, is bad integration — the sloppy creation of ad hoc interfaces between overlapping applications and databases. The result: Not a mere spiderweb, but (as one client described it) a hairball. Once you’ve built a hairball you have to maintain it, leading to an ever-decreasing portion of project effort going to anything useful.

Human Performance

Put the right people with the right skills and the right attitudes in the right roles. Give them flexible processes to help get their work done when they fit the situation, and to ignore or improve when they don’t. Make decisions quickly and remove whatever barriers management has accidentally imposed. The results: Amazing. Also, rare.

More often, non-performers accumulate, mediocre managers hire worse supervisors, training counts as expense rather than investment, and employees are locked away in “job jail,” where they either Retire In Place or leave for better opportunities. Ineffective employees and bad habits accumulate, and your best employees depart. The results: Crippling.

Collapse is always the story of chain reactions — of bad situations making themselves worse at an accelerating pace. Smart CIOs are constantly on the lookout for the factors that lead to it, for the same reason as your loyal author:

They’re the enemy of our shared goal — to keep the joint running.