ManagementSpeak: Okay, gang, you know that I’m busy doing inventory tonight so I’m not going to be much of a motivator.  So I really need you to motivate yourselves.

Translation: That’s as opposed to the rest of the time, when I don’t do anything to motivate you because I just can’t be bothered.

I hope this motivates you to submit your own ManagementSpeak or KJRSpeak.

ManagementSpeak: This is an opportunity for you to excel.

Translation: This job is a pain in the rear and I can’t get anyone else to do it.

Alternate translation: We don’t have the resources to properly train you, or help you figure out the problem. Just get it done now!

Chris Kuaiwa and an anonymous colleague excelled at figuring out what this entry from the phrasebook might mean.