ManagementSpeak: This new software package has been thoroughly vetted and tested.
Translation: George played with the software for a few minutes and it only blew up on him twice.

Correspondent L.T. says he’s been fried, baked and blasted by many an exploding turkey.

ManagementSpeak: Can you help me understand your participation in that meeting please?
Translation: You didn’t say “Mother may I” before accepting the meeting invitation.

Simon says, send in any ManagementSpeaks you hear in your daily work life.