ManagementSpeak: It’s a 50,000 foot view.
Translation: We’re high enough that nobody can tell who’s responsible for what.
IS Survivalist Bill Helgren took responsibility for translating this over-used euphemism.

ManagementSpeak: We’re going to guarantee delivery of a quality product.
Translation: We’re aren’t ever going to deliver a product.
An anonymous IS Survivalist clearly delivered a quality product — this week’s translation.