ManagementSpeak, 1/6/2020

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ManagementSpeak: We pride ourselves on effective business planning.

Translation: We’ve planned a 150-person cubicle move and need your people to do all the work. Tomorrow.

Correspondent L.T. remembers Firesign Theatre’s “How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All” and figures it fits the situation.