“Too much order, we lose interest. Too much disorder, and there’s nothing to be interested in.” — Alan Lightman, novelist, essayist and physicist, and thanks to Leo Hesting for bringing the quote to our attention.

ManagementSpeak: I’m only acting in the best interests of the company.

Translation: The rest of you are selfish slugs.

Thanks go to Scott Mayer, who was, he says, only acting in the best interest of Keep the Joint Running.