ManagementSpeak: You’ll find the Captured data to be just as relevant for reporting rather than using the Settled data.

Translation: We’re afraid you’ll find the errors in our Settled data.

This week’s example of what-they-say vs what-they-mean is, in contrast, error free.

ManagementSpeak: We have an outstanding culture here.

Translation: I get great perks. HR handles complaints. It’s outstanding!

Speaking of outstanding, thanks to Tom Reid for this week’s entry.