ManagementSpeak: For your convenience …
Translation: For our convenience …
I found Tim Oppenlander’s decision to contribute this fine example of ManagementSpeak remarkably convenient.

ManagementSpeak: We strive to help you maintain a good work-life balance.
Translation: 12 hours for me, 12 hours for you. What could be more balanced than that?
Paul Schaefer sends in this excellent example of management bafflegab, I get credit for publishing it. What could be more balanced than that?