“If we find a drug that clears the bad senescent cells and not the good ones and we cure Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s and osteoporosis and macular degeneration, it would be wonderful. But if we cure wrinkles, we’ll be rich, and I’ll never have to write another grant.” – Judith Campisi, biogerontologist.

ManagementSpeak: We have three initiatives that we are announcing today:

1. Maximize revenue.

2. Expand our offering.

3. Support employee growth.

Translation: We have one initiative we’re announcing today: Maximize profits.

Speaking of initiatives, this week’s contributor showed his by sending this in. Why not you?