ManagementSpeak: We’re introducing a new change management system.

Translation: We realized we haven’t put enough barriers in your path yet.

The only barrier on your path to fame and fortune … or the quiet satisfaction anonymous contributors experience … is your discerning ear. So when you hear someone utter an unfortunate euphemism, misdirection, or other verbal mishap, don’t keep it to yourself – share it with the rest of the KJR community.

ManagementSpeak: I’m not entirely sure I agree with you.

Translation: I’m entirely sure I disagree with you.

When it comes to translations, I’m entirely sure I agree with this week’s (sadly anonymous) contributor.