“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge

KJRSpeak: “The development of more sophisticated foolproof systems stimulates the evolution of more sophisticated fools.”

Thanks to Mark Everhart for contributing “Everhart’s Law” to the cause.

Don’t be left out. If you’ve heard or coined a nice turn of phrase that isn’t in the usual lists of quotations, send it in!