ManagementSpeak: You need to be adaptable in a highly dynamic environment.
Translation: We have no technical sense of direction, and we’re going to jerk you around as many times as we change our mind.
IS Survivalist Eric Brockway provided this week’s dynamic translation.

ManagementSpeak: It pays to be flexible in determining your needs.
Translation: Want what we give you.
As it happens, we do want what this week’s source, Jack Ranby gave us — an excellent translation.